Cheque This Out

There was a ailing gentleman who was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died he said to his wife, ”When I die I want you to take all my money and put it in the coffin. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me”. And so he got his wife to swear to him, on her mothers grave, that when he passed away, she would put all his money in his coffin with him.

Well, he eventually died, he was stretched out in the casket, his wife sitting beside him, dressed in black, and her friend sitting next to her. After they had finished the ceremony, and before the undertakers got ready to close the coffin, the wife said” Wait!…just a moment!”.

She had a brown envelope with her, which she placed firmly in the coffin. Then the understakers closed the coffin and rolled it away.

The wifes friend said, ”I know you were not stupid enough to put all that money in there with your husband”.

The loyal spouse replied” Listen, I am a Christian, I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.”

”You mean to tell me you put that money in there?”.
”I surely did” said the wife, ”I got it all together and put it into my account, then I wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it”.

hehehehehe Much Love M xxxxxx