MALE STRIPPER.
Last night, my red hat friends and I went to a ladies night club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 dollar bill and stuck it to his butt cheek.
Not to be out done, another friend pulls out a $20 dollar bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over and licks the $50 bill.
I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just sticks it to one of his butt cheeks again.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone’s attention is focused on me, egging me on to try top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over.
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed my eighty bucks and left !!!!
( An Old One For Marie,)
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Tania this is so funny and our Red Hat Classy Ladies in Red never have gone to a male strip club .
I thought you would remember this one, Marie. I do not think your Red Hat Classy Ladies would go to a strip club, but I always think of you when I see this.
I Love it- brilliant!
Thank you, Drummer.
Where do you place the contactless card……hee…hee
I would not know…trust you lol x