Irish Miracle. A Joke.
Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands
butter-side-up.
He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it’s a law of nature
of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-down.
So he rushes round to the presbytery to fetch Father Flanagan.
He tells the priest that a miracle has occurred in his kitchen.
But he won’t say what it is, so he asks Fr. Flanagan to come and see
it with his own eyes.
He leads Fr.Flanagan into the kitchen and asks him what he sees on the
floor.
“Well,” says the priest, “it’s pretty obvious. Someone has dropped
some buttered toast on the floor and then,
for some reason, they flipped it over so that the butter was on top.”
“No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that!” exclaimed Murphy
“Oh my Lord,” says Fr. Flanagan, “dropped toast never falls with the
butter side up.
It’s a miracle..
Wait… it’s not for me to say it’s a miracle. I’ll have to report
this matter to the Bishop and he’ll have to deal
with it. He’ll send some people round; to interview you, take photos,
etc.”
A thorough investigation is conducted, not only by the archdiocese but
by scientists sent over from the Curia in Rome. No expense is spared.
There is great excitement in the town as everyone knows that a miracle
will bring in much need tourism revenue.
Then, after 8 long weeks and with great fanfare, the Bishop announces
the final ruling.
“It is certain that some kind of an extraordinary event took place in
Murphy’s kitchen, quite outside the natural laws of the universe. Yet
the Holy See must be very cautious before ruling a miracle. All other
explanations must be ruled out.
Unfortunately, in this case, it has been declared ‘No Miracle’ because
they think that Murphy may have buttered the toast on the wrong side!”
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Love it! Good to laugh while it’s still early in the day….:)
A laugh a day helps you work rest and play, thats my Philosophy Kay. 😀
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Haha, now that’s cute! Thanks for posting!! 🙂
You are welcome cfort22 😀
Gotta love the Irish…….xx
Oh i do star!. They have a great sense of humour. 😀
Some people just won’t believe anything .loved it shads xxx
Hahahahaha ..Never saw that coming 🙂
Nor did i cap lol Should have done being an Irish joke! 😀
You have that right Mac lol 😀 xx
hA hA, Shads, Murphy probably buttered his bread on both sides ….
😀 😀 Thats a good one lani loved your reply lol 😀
Funny and we love jokes, but would it offend anyone. I always wonder about religion and politics.Maybe the Irish and religious will laugh the loudest.
The Irish will laugh the loudest Rose………..believe me………love their wit, charm and music, and they know how to party…………..cannot think why I am l still living here………xx